08
Oct
07

Taser Fried Student (with Kerry seasoning)

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INGREDIENTS

1 whole Liberal College Student (Journalism major preferred)

1 group of all-purpose floured law enforcement officers

salt the situation to taste by not answering questions

ground black pepper into the student for taste by turning off the mc

1 teaspoon of paprika Politician (Kerry preferred)

1 quart vegetable oily News Reporting for frying

DIRECTIONS

1. Season student with salty response to questions, pepper him with demands to sit down and shut up, and lightly sprinkle with Kerry paprika concerns. Roll and pommel him in floor flour.

2. Add 4 to 6 tasers to all-purpose floured law enforcement officers. Taser student to approximately 365 degrees F (185 degrees C). Pommel to ground, roll him over and taser some more as required. Dish gives off a screaming sound when ready.

Editor’s Note

We have determined the nutritional value of oily Main Media News Reporting to be 10% based on retention value after reporting. The exact amount may vary depending on cook time and temperature, ingredient density, and the specific type of spin used.

REVIEWS

This is a fabulous recipe, excellent tasting crispy student and doesn’t take a rocket scientist to cook.

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